I love writing, but

my grammar is like of a 4th grader's.

Why is this such a big concern for me?

1. colleges like good grammar
2. SATS like good grammar
3. writing jobs like good grammar
4. grammar is sexy

I'm sorry guys, i used to be in ESL when i was in 4th grade and i had a really tough time with all the other kids, being an FOB and all.

Without grammar, i have a sex appeal of a neanderthal.
I don't want to sound like a stuttering and bumbling fool anymore!!!